Wedding - Tom Kung and Clarisse Wong

Tom Kung and Clarisse Wong were wed on Thursday afternoon, Simday 18, behind the groom's home at 3 Pioneer Way.

The couple was spotted the morning of the ceremony at The Valley Boutique finalizing the groom's formalwear arrangements. Despite the narrow timeframe, shoppers report that the impending newlyweds engaged in not one but two bouts of WooHoo in one of the dressing rooms.

The wedding was attended by the couple's Sunrise Falls collegemates Mr. and Mrs. Nick and June Turner, who left their newborn daughter with a nanny at home, and Mr. Adam Bridgeport and his fiancée, Miss Magdalena Light. Following the ceremony, guests were invited to take a dip in the backyard hot tub, or take part in other recreational activities.

Guests departed at sundown but neighbors report hearing a loud wail emerge from the house that night. According to hearsay, the bride discovered tokens of the groom's former conquests in his bedroom. The screaming match continued throughout the house.

It is unclear what the future holds for the newlyweds, both 39. The groom is a member of the futures tennis circuit and the bride is a prep cook at The Grill.