Simday 23

Occasionally we, in our omniscient observing of Sunrise Falls, encounter a moral dilemma. What to do when our laissez-faire style of governing leads to one resident behaving in a way that would surely injure another?

Exhibit A: Horndog Tom, leaving his knocked-up wife Clarisse at home to rendezvous with Ally Andrews at the Valley Boutique.

For now, we have decided to tell it like it is and let the chips fall where they may (leaving the burden of responsibility to any eyewitnesses... ahem, Charlie.)

Or maybe Lissa will be the one to spill. She signed a $20,000 book deal to write a tell-all about Sunrise Falls nightlife. Will it include a chapter on her onetime lover Tom's recent excursion to City of Industry with a carful of (curiously, mostly male) townies?

In much less tawdry news, the Turners have become the first multiple-child family in the neighborhood! The proud parents, Nick and June, welcomed their second daughter, Sue, in the predawn hours of Simday 23. And just in time, big sis May celebrated her birthday into childhood!