Thursday, October 11, 2007

Isaac's Journal

Simday 5 (Age 26)


Today was pretty much the greatest day of my life, so far. I got a job making book at the track (... what? There are a lot of suckers out there, and it's their choice if they want to blow it gambling.), brought home a nice little bonus and used it to take my lady shopping. Then we came home and made love for the first time. This is the life, baby.


Simday 1 (Age 22)

A bunch of us went out to dinner at Rock 'N Roll last night—our first grown-up outing, complete with grown-up discussion about grown-up subjects like crime. I don't think the others agreed with my take on things. A lot of them come from privileged backgrounds, and they don't understand that when you come from nothing, it's instinct to grab what you can.







Senior year, second semester

Some of the guys have asked me why I like Erica, not in a mean way or anything, but because we seem like such an unlikely couple. I guess I'm in love with her for the same reasons we became such good friends in the first place. She's smart but practical; and by that I mean that she's got street-savvy, which you might not expect from someone who seems so buttoned-up and sheltered. She may be a pretty serious person (and so am I), but she's fiercely loyal to her friends, and I respect that.

Senior year, first semester

Does anyone know what's up with Vik? He keeps doing faceplants in his food, and at night (since we share a wall) I think I can hear him... crying(?) and talking to his money tree.





Junior year, second semester

Unbelievable! That streaker came back while we were all hanging out in the commons room. The crazy thing was that Jed was too engrossed in his SSX3, Leo—actually, I'm shocked that Leo didn't react. Too easy, I guess—was talking to Vik, and, well, I guess we all know why a naked chick doesn't faze him. The crazy thing is that I think stripper chick can sense panic, because she headed straight for the couch and shook her ta-tas RIGHT AT ME.


Junior year, first semester

Yet another perk about college: in-house cafeteria lady!







Sophomore year, second semester

I can't get the memory of Naomi and I dancing at the party out of my head. I've been working on some new moves to impress her, because as the only black man around here, I've got a reputation to maintain!




Sophomore year, first semester

The girls threw a party in their dorm today, and I met a beautiful girl there! Her name is Naomi, and she has black-framed glasses just like mine!






Freshman year, second semester

I can't front—I'm really happy to be in college. I'm meeting a bunch of guys who are really different from me, but we're all given an equal shot at everything, and I made the Dean's List in the first semester.




Freshman year, first semester

Oh my God. College is ridiculous. I came home from class today and there was a NAKED GIRL standing in the lobby! She ran out right away, but she didn't look embarrassed AT ALL.

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