That's it. The real world officially blows. Tonight I caught a BURGLAR in my house, not that I even own anything worth taking! I'm so pissed that having a girl-on-girl cop-and-robber catfight in my living room was barely worth it. Barely...Simday 1 (Age 22)
What. The. Hell. Our first night out as adults, and I catch Lissa flirting with Tom on the dance floor! So far the real world is NOT as fun as college.Senior year, second semester
I never thought I would actually miss living with a bunch of guys, but there you go. Now that there's just a few days left before we all have to move out of the dorms, I find myself wanting to see what my buddies are up to all the time.Senior year, first semester
Man! There is a girl across the street who might be even hornier than me! I admit, I've been flirting with Lissa for a while now; I even invited her over one night. But today I came over, and she ran outside and just ambushed me! I can't say I didn't like it; I mean, she's hot and ready, right?Junior year, second semester
Hey! You can't fault a guy for wanting to make a booty call!Junior year, first semester
YES, oh YES! I KNEW this wasn't a myth!!!Sophomore year, second semester
Nick pointed out that all I ever write about is ladies. Now, ladies are extremely important, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to spend time with my bros. There's a lot of stuff you can't do in ladies' company, and that's where your guys come in.Sophomore year, first semester
FINALLY! First contact has been established. Hello, ladies...Freshman year, second semester
I REALLY cannot wait to start meeting the ladies.Freshman year, first semester
Our first day here, there was a thunderstorm, but the view from the window was so beautiful—right across the street from the ladies.
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